Justin Bieber Jokes ?

Okay, I don't know how to start, its not like I hate Justin Bieber, its not like I like him.....But I'm sick of JB's haters, not because they hate him, because the jokes they make about JB. 


If you use Youtube, you will read many comments, whether you are watching a Justin Bieber video or a Nat Geo Wild video, so I collected some of these jokes from here and there.


Google Auto Complete is a fan of JB, go to google search bar, It will suggest you "Justin Bieber" 


Here are some of the jokes,


1)Justin Bieber’s mother often tells his friends stories of when he was little. The stories are from a few months ago.
2)Whos that girl singing? Oh…Wait…Thats justin beiber
3)I called Justin Bieber gay, and he slapped me with his purse
4)Yo Usher! Are you coming out tonight? -Nah I’m babysitting Justin Bieber!
5)Justin Bieber always sings about girls… she must be a lesbian.
6)Hey you guys are so mean to Justin, leave HER alone!
7)In next season of Disney’s Hannah Montana , Justin will be playing the role of Hannah Montana.
8)Justin Bieber is the Brand Ambassadors of  sanitary pads.
9)Justin Bieber is using hair growing oil to get puberty .
10)Miley Cyrus shaves more often than Justin Bieber.
11)Most of the Justin’s concert are free because no one is willing to pay for it.
12)Police are now using Justin Bieber’s songs as torture devices.
13) What’s the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga ? One of them has balls and it ain't Bieber.
14)Justin Biebers new song is “if i were a boy”.
15)How to make Justin Bieber cry? Tell him Santa’s not real !
16)Justin Beiber fell off the ladder trying to reach puberty .
17)Justin Beiber will star on next transformer movie , his name in transformer will be “Faggatron” 
18)When will Justin Bieber win the Grammy ? After Justin Bieber hits the puberty , damn he will never win Grammy then.
19) Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get away from Justin Bieber!!!
20)Stop making fun of him. Every time you make fun of him, you’re making fun of someone’s daughter.
21)Instead of saying when pigs fly say when justin beiber hits pueberty.
22)“Justin Bieber Finally hit the Puberty” was the biggest April Fool Joke of the Year .
23)13yrs old Girl got detention for misspelling “Believers” as “BELIBERS”.
24)The Justin Bieber song “Baby” is the official theme song of Gay Association .
25)Real Name of JB is DustBin Bieber.
26)Type Justin Bieber in the translation bar, it will tell you " Did you mean gay?"


Thats a lot I know, there is million more lol, but I said thats enough.


Once I was at the gym, and they played a song by JB which really is not cool for working out !! It was (Baby) if I'm not mistaken with the song's title.


But who cares, Justin Biber made a fortune at this eaaaarrrly age ! he shits Audi's & Bentley's =)