How To Take Care Of Your Car

Taking care of your car is essential to make it live longer, to prevent it from going to the mechanic and to make it run as new, here are some easy steps to follow:

1) Check the fluids of the car (engine oil, transmission oil, brake oil, power steering oil, coolant, washer)                    make sure that they are on the correct level and fresh.

2) Check the filters (Air filter, oil filter, AC filter, Cabin filter, fuel filter)

3) When you start your car, give it few minutes to warm up, don't drive straight away.

4) Check the tires , brake pads , brake discs.

5) Slow down on speed pumps.

6) Put the gear selector on (N) when you are at a traffic light

7) Use a high quality fuel, and stop mixing fuel types, choose one and keep using it.

8) Check the belts for any wear or tear (Serpentine belt, Timing belt)

9) Don't drive on low fuel level (So the dirt in the bottom of the fuel tank does not go to the fuel lines and injectors)

10) Don't turn the AC on high speeds, slow down then turn it on.

11) Wash your car, dirt and dust can damage your paint.

12) Use fuel injector cleaner on each oil change.

13) Make sure you have a spare tire and it's tools

14) Check your lights.

15) Check your spark plugs and wires


And thats it....if you do what I mentioned above, your car will love you and treat you good lol =D

Note: always refer to your user manual, it helps a lot, I mean it, it has useful informations about your car.

Justin Bieber Jokes ?

Okay, I don't know how to start, its not like I hate Justin Bieber, its not like I like him.....But I'm sick of JB's haters, not because they hate him, because the jokes they make about JB. 


If you use Youtube, you will read many comments, whether you are watching a Justin Bieber video or a Nat Geo Wild video, so I collected some of these jokes from here and there.


Google Auto Complete is a fan of JB, go to google search bar, It will suggest you "Justin Bieber" 


Here are some of the jokes,


1)Justin Bieber’s mother often tells his friends stories of when he was little. The stories are from a few months ago.
2)Whos that girl singing? Oh…Wait…Thats justin beiber
3)I called Justin Bieber gay, and he slapped me with his purse
4)Yo Usher! Are you coming out tonight? -Nah I’m babysitting Justin Bieber!
5)Justin Bieber always sings about girls… she must be a lesbian.
6)Hey you guys are so mean to Justin, leave HER alone!
7)In next season of Disney’s Hannah Montana , Justin will be playing the role of Hannah Montana.
8)Justin Bieber is the Brand Ambassadors of  sanitary pads.
9)Justin Bieber is using hair growing oil to get puberty .
10)Miley Cyrus shaves more often than Justin Bieber.
11)Most of the Justin’s concert are free because no one is willing to pay for it.
12)Police are now using Justin Bieber’s songs as torture devices.
13) What’s the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga ? One of them has balls and it ain't Bieber.
14)Justin Biebers new song is “if i were a boy”.
15)How to make Justin Bieber cry? Tell him Santa’s not real !
16)Justin Beiber fell off the ladder trying to reach puberty .
17)Justin Beiber will star on next transformer movie , his name in transformer will be “Faggatron” 
18)When will Justin Bieber win the Grammy ? After Justin Bieber hits the puberty , damn he will never win Grammy then.
19) Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get away from Justin Bieber!!!
20)Stop making fun of him. Every time you make fun of him, you’re making fun of someone’s daughter.
21)Instead of saying when pigs fly say when justin beiber hits pueberty.
22)“Justin Bieber Finally hit the Puberty” was the biggest April Fool Joke of the Year .
23)13yrs old Girl got detention for misspelling “Believers” as “BELIBERS”.
24)The Justin Bieber song “Baby” is the official theme song of Gay Association .
25)Real Name of JB is DustBin Bieber.
26)Type Justin Bieber in the translation bar, it will tell you " Did you mean gay?"


Thats a lot I know, there is million more lol, but I said thats enough.


Once I was at the gym, and they played a song by JB which really is not cool for working out !! It was (Baby) if I'm not mistaken with the song's title.


But who cares, Justin Biber made a fortune at this eaaaarrrly age ! he shits Audi's & Bentley's =)  

BlackBerry Fever..

If your are living in U.A.E without a BlackBerry, It's like you are in army without a gun...both cases you won't survive.

But honestly, blackberry is a silly phone, it does not have cool apps. like iPhone or other phones. The software is so normal, and the battery gets empty so soon (you must have a charger at home, car & work).

But whats the reason behind this fever ! the answer is here, its the application that separates BB from other phones, it's called BBM (Black Berry Messenger) if BB has no BBM, BB would fail.

This app. allows black berry users to add each other and chat !! send pix , songs....honestly, it saves alot of credit comparing to SMS & MMS etc and it works via a protocol that Research In Motion created called BB Pin. BB Pin is like a serial number each Blackberry has one.

Now in U.A.E people pays insane money to buy a BlackBerry with a cool BB Pin, not to mention the budget they keep just to buy covers and screen savers and and and

Here are the most used BlackBerries in U.A.E :-

BlackBerry Storm

BlackBerry Curve 8520 (like mine =D) (22C7D600 is my BB Pin) 

BlackBerry Curve 8900

BlackBerry Curve 9300

BlackBerry Bold 900

BlackBerry Bold 9700

BlackBerry Bold 9780

BlackBerry Torch

Blackberry Curve 9350 / 9360 / 9370 (Same Look)

Soon they will release a new Curve 9370 4G, it's a bad ass phone

This is just a mini sample according to my poor knowledge about phones 

If you want complete info about BlackBerry types, click here

All I know is ..... Life was better when blackberry and apple were just fruits

Ray William Johnson

If you are a Youtube freak, I'm sure you know this funny guy with his popular channel called 

Equals Three =3

Honestly, Ray William Johnson (Ray WJ) is my favorite. Youtuber, I like how he edit the videos and i love his unexpected comments

He has his official website (here) and there is a section called Games & Quizzes (here) which has a cool Java Game that you can kill sometime playing it when you are at work (DON'T do this front of you boss).

Anyways, the game is called Pimp Hand Strong, here are some pix from the game play

The game is simple, whenever RWJ (Ray Williams Johnson) pops, click on him to pimp slap his face 

Ray William Johnson Links:

1) Youtube

2) Facebook

3) Twitter

4) Shirts

5) Official Site

Kid Survives Death !

Dubai, United Arab Emirates

6th April 2011

Kid Naser Mohammed (2 Years old) swallowed 60 pills that increases the percentage of iron in the blood, and he survived death. Despite that 2 pills can guarantee death.

Doctors in Dubai Health Authority estimated the percentage of iron the kid swallowed around 10,000 milligram while the body get poisoned if took more than 200 milligram, so the kid took 50 times more than the fatal dosage. The doctors described the whole thing as miracle.

Naser Mohammed (From Emarat Al Youm News)

The kid’s father took him to a local clinic where they did to him a Stomach Wash, after that the Head Doctor called the air ambulance and took the kid to the central hospital in Dubai Down Town (Wasel Hospital)

After doing a blood test to him, the percentage of iron in his blood was extremely high (5291) and the normal iron percentage should not go more than (148)

The kid spent 14 days in the hospital where he got full treatment, the kid is totally fine now =)

Original Article In Arabic (English Translation Done By Me)

Woman Died

U.A.E
13^th April 2011

Unidentified woman died, after being run over by a car, the day before yesterday, while crossing the street from one place is not intended for  on the Defense Road, Abu Dhabi, U.A.E

The branch manager of Serious Accidents Department in Abu Dhabi advised the pedestrians to use the correct place when they want to cross the road….

The effects of the collision on the car. From the source 

If I’m the X6’s owner, I would run over her again & again for wrecking my car LOL. It feels bad when you just bought your car and you lose it in an accidently accident.

Come on, I’m just kidding, I wouldn’t run over her again :P

Original article in Arabic

Most Sick Dad !

Criminal Court sentenced a man to prison for a period of 28 years in prison for sexual abuse of his minor daughter several times and forced to have sex with her ​​brother.


The local newspaper "Al-Thawra" said that accused "Zakwan" lives in Damascus Countryside used to force his own daughter and her younger brother to watch pornographic movies with him.


The daughter said to the newspaper that he raped her 3 times and forced her to have sex with her brother (13 years old) while he watches them.


The forensic report proved that the girl and her brother were saying the truth.


Original article in Arabic (translated by me )

Women's VS Men's Rights, Right

I’m sure 80% of the world thinks that Arabic women has no rights, and they are just an object for reproduction and they are forced to wear that black “thingy” which we call Hijab & Abaya.

I don’t know, should I laugh or cry……Where is the women rights! That’s what the west said.

Let me tell you something about the adventure of the Arabic man’s wedding.

1^st he pays dowry around 20,000 – 40,000 AED (Emirati Dirham), then he pays for the hotel where the party is held, after that he pays for the food so the guests can enjoy (which 80% of them will talk bad about the party – Ironic) then after that he must rent a house and buy the whole furniture.

Of course they will have a baby born (Amen? Or not?)  He has to pay for the hospital checkups and prepare the clothes and stuff for the new born, don’t forget the delivery bill and the hospital charges.

Not to mention the annual house rent and bills and and and and !

Dear westerns, Arabic women gets all the jobs and leaves nothing for us, wait a minute, why they need these jobs since the man who’s paying all of these things. Arabic women drive the fancy cars. Arabic women get the help when they get a flat tire on the road.

While the Arabic man is looking at himself and says “Dear god what have I done to deserve this”

So, let’s remake the question, Where are the Men’s rights ……..

Clenbuterol

Clenbuterol….It’s originally an asthma drug for animals, especially for Horses. But who gives a crap, it’s a Fat Burner, best fat burner on market.

Body builders are the most people who take this product to show their lean body and muscles.

I Recently started taking it as Pills (Kefei brand)(1 pill when I wake up, 1 pill before gym) but pills made me feel dizzy when I workout and my mouth was all dry, and sometimes my hands gets shaky, and I can’t forget how fast my heart pulses were. I used to drink water like a blue whale.

I reduced my dosage, and I skipped some days till my condition got back to normal status.

I told my problem to my GYM trainer, he told me to stop the pills and start taking Clenbuterol injections, honestly I got scared and I didn’t like the idea, but after one week, I said screw it , I’m taking the injections.

It was not as scary as I thought it would be. It’s just 1mm dosage taken through Insulin injection, you can go for any other injection, but I recommend you to use insulin injection because the needle is small and you will not feel it.

I take it in my stomach in the area below the belly button.

I take it in the Blue Marked Area
(I edited this pic)

NOTE: I’m not an expert, I’m not nutritionist nor gym instructor. I’m just sharing my story, it worked with me, it does not mean it should work with you.

I hope my story was helpful :P

Infiniti G20 ECU/ECM

A common G20 (P10) problem, you start the car, you get check engine note, you turn the AC, and it’s not cold…..You put the gear selector on D or R , the damn G20 shakes then shuts down !!! I know you guys, you will say maybe the spark plugs ! or the throttle body !

But hey, don’t waste your time, it’s the Hammer Time, sorry, I mean it’s the ECU, you can send it to an electronics guy to reset it, or if you have enough money, you better buy a new one.

This is how 90% of ECU's looks like

Internal side of the ECU - When you take off the led

Note the serial (Product) number

The white parts are the ECU wires & powers outlets (Plugs)

(its located behind the center console - near the gloves box)

this is the ECU Diagram Reader

OBDII is an ECU Scanner (Reads the fault signals from your ECU - To save time locating the issue)

This scenario happened with me twice, I did ECU reset, but sadly after 2 months my ECU died. I wanna buy a new one but I can’t find in U.A.E I found in E-bay, it’s cheap, but the shipping fees is extremely unfair.

I must check all the electronics heads & freaks in U.A.E =(

Note: Before buying a new one, make sure the that the product number matches your old one, mine is A11-C71 CA8